Let’s Just Step Back and Relax, Shall We?

From today’s Shark Tank (daily true absurdities from the IT world):
User pilot fish sits next to police department’s IT help desk and overhears a call: “Help Desk, may I help you? … Can you open that program? … Are you getting an error? … Could you e-mail me a screenshot of the error? … No, you don’t need your gun.”